Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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