its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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