what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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