hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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