Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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