who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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