That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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