How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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