No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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