this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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