I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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