just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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