Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just want to make out with him forever
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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