he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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