new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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