new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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