god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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