We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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