Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
