I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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