Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
