And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Sex in the backyard? Check.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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