spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Say something about gay babies.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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