scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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