margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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