Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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