What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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