with your own penis?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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