So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Randomize