The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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