even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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