Dual....:-)
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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