Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
