I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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