she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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