You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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