Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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