Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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