I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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