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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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