Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We're too hungover to prance.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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