weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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