Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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