You made me cry and you don't even care
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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