you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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