That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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