Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Randomize
