yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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