I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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