I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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