This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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