Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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