Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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