do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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